A blog celebrating all fat birds, tall and short, tropical and temperate, brown and rainbow-colored. Please feel free to submit- If they're puffy I'll post them! :D
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CURRENTLY NOT ACCEPTING REQUESTS
I imagine that a student at Hogwarts who was petrified of snakes would have a secretary bird as a Patronus!
Okay then, just keep modelling, no need to listen to me or anything.
stop it you this is not vogue this is fat birds you are a bird you are not a supermodel
oh yeah so evolution has also given secretary birds extraordinarily long eyelashes as well, so you get to be jealous of that too.
Damn, look at those gams!
figured this picture was worth a reblog!
also the secretary bird has the best scientific name too
how is it even real?
Secretary Birds always look like they’re modelling a pair of black slacks.
Yes that’s right secretary bird, you heard right! Tomorrow there will be several more posts highlighting your fabulous snake kicking, sexy legs, and awkward walk.