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Secretary Bird hunts for, then finds, then kills and eats a snake in Tanzania- in 1 minute.

I imagine that a student at Hogwarts who was petrified of snakes would have a secretary bird as a Patronus!

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Secretary Bird (Sagittarius serpentarius) by Jenna Stirling  on Flickr. 
Okay then, just keep modelling, no need to listen to me or anything.

Secretary Bird (Sagittarius serpentarius) by Jenna Stirling on Flickr.

Okay then, just keep modelling, no need to listen to me or anything.

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Secretary bird (Sagittarius serpentarius) by davidephoto on Flickr.
stop it you this is not vogue this is fat birds you are a bird you are not a supermodel

Secretary bird (Sagittarius serpentarius) by davidephoto on Flickr.

stop it you this is not vogue this is fat birds you are a bird you are not a supermodel

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Secretary Bird by Squish 2008 on Flickr.
oh yeah so evolution has also given secretary birds extraordinarily long eyelashes as well, so you  get to be jealous of that too.

Secretary Bird by Squish 2008 on Flickr.

oh yeah so evolution has also given secretary birds extraordinarily long eyelashes as well, so you  get to be jealous of that too.

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fat-birds:

The Elegant and Sexy Secretary Bird, Sagittarius Serpentariu by Marie-Marthe Gagnon on Flickr.
Damn, look at those gams!

figured this picture was worth a reblog!
also the secretary bird has the best scientific name too
sagittarius serpentariu
honestly
how is it even real?

fat-birds:

The Elegant and Sexy Secretary Bird, Sagittarius Serpentariu by Marie-Marthe Gagnon on Flickr.

Damn, look at those gams!

figured this picture was worth a reblog!

also the secretary bird has the best scientific name too

sagittarius serpentariu

honestly

how is it even real?

yeah girl, work those legs. (1, 2, 3)

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Secretary Bird by Bruce Turnbull on 500px.
Secretary Birds always look like they’re modelling a pair of black slacks.

Secretary Bird by on 500px.

Secretary Birds always look like they’re modelling a pair of black slacks.

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Secretary bird by Marc MOL on 500px.
Yes that’s right secretary bird, you heard right! Tomorrow there will be several more posts highlighting your fabulous snake kicking, sexy legs, and awkward walk.

Secretary bird by Marc MOL on 500px.

Yes that’s right secretary bird, you heard right! Tomorrow there will be several more posts highlighting your fabulous snake kicking, sexy legs, and awkward walk.

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Secretary Bird by Keith Park Photography on Flickr.
More fabulous than the Swan Queen.

Secretary Bird by Keith Park Photography on Flickr.

More fabulous than the Swan Queen.